What’s with the cowboy????
June 30th, 2009All right. I like to think I’m a nice guy, generous even. However, that’s obviously getting me nowhere. I let Alexis use my blog to talk about heroes, thinking she’d wax poetically about me. Did she? Not so much. Then she demanded a second week on the blog to talk about heroines. I said, sure, why not? Especially maybe, just maybe, she’d talk about my future heroine. Maybe drop a hint about her being blonde or brunette or redheaded. Smart? Dumb? Long legs? Big . . . umm . . . eyes. But no, that didn’t happen.
And now she sticks some cowboy’s picture on my blog? How rude is that???? Well, just for her being such a brat, I’m retaking control over my blog. She doesn’t seem all that worried about it, especially because she’s leaving town on Friday and won’t be back for a week. She says it doesn’t matter if I won’t let her on if she can’t access the internet from where she’s going to be. Tell me this–what kind of hell hole doesn’t have internet???? Do they even have electricity or indoor plumbing?
<OUCH> (rubbing his arm) Here’s a little known fact for you–Alexis swings a mean punch. So okay, I’ll make nice and apologize. And I might sort of promise to behave while she’s gone and out of touch. <snort> Once she takes off for the week, I may check out for a few days myself for a little downtime. However, I’ve arranged for a special guest to blog for the two of us on Monday, July 6th. I know you’ll enjoy the surprise.
Well, off to save the world.
DJ


